Episode 8

In which Solomon and Suzanne contemplate the life hereafter . . .



Solomon: So explain this eternity thing to me again. If you're good and believe that water is wine that people walked on, you get to live in the clouds forever after you die?

Suzanne: I guess you could say that, except that it's completely wrong. People have very different ideas about what paradise will be like.

Solomon: That's for sure. I'm not really big on Harp music either. And I don't see why being dead means you have to wear white after labor day. I look much better in lilac.

Suzanne: I'll never understand where you get your information. Is that from the Bible? Or from ABC Family?