Episode 7

In which Solomon searches for a hero, but never finds anyone to look up to . . .



Solomon: It was always so hard for me growing up

Suzanne: Because you couldn't afford Oil of Olay on your allowance?

Solomon: And also because there were no heathen role models for me on television

Suzanne: That's because you heathens are scary

Solomon: Is that why we never have your kids here in these episodes?

Suzanne: No, that's because the program only allows two characters